T R U T H

Willie used to masturbate too much so he web searched "jack off cessation" yielding many offerings and it worked. He loved the forum comments in the diddling abatement area and the opinions freely offered so much that he became a blogger instead of a 'bator and that became of that. However, good blogging intentions sometimes alter the writer instead of the readers. Willie became narcissistic and exhibitionistic, in a way pleasuring himself with his blog instead of groping his log. He relished the recognition by people who checked out his digital soapbox. Over time tho' readers posted the most insulting critiques of his ideas causing him to reluctantly disable the comments feature on his blog. He continued to post regularly but over time the pleasure waned without the social interaction from his readers so he toned down his sermonizing and turned the comments back on, thinking the stroking was just a click away. Guess what? The snark and the flamers were even worse than before. So Willie came up with this idea. He invented a user name Monicalips and wrote these amazing almost worshipful praises of Willie's every posting and the haters backed off Willie and started doxxing Monicalips. They needed to know all about her but their attempts aimed at her bullseye but, alas, with no success. They resorted to open questioning of her orientation and physique with never any reply from Monicalips. Willie, on the other hand got his stimulus back and even announced a meet-up in his town for his readers to meet with him and each other over a beer. Willie showed up to a group numbering 5 of his readers, all male and fixated on "where is Monicalips?" Willie stunned the group with his answer - "she's dead or rather HE's dead. You see Monicalips was actually Cory Monteith." Starting with the next days posting, the flamers blazed Willie unmercifully but the smile never left his face for a second.

Too soon? no disrespect intended