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| TODAY'S EVENT | SYNOPSIS | |
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| THE TIME STEVE WYNN THOUGHT HIS DICK FELL OFF | A satire based on a lucky stiff who became a moron | |
| BOINKING ANN B DAVIS | Trumping Bob Cummings | |
| Mad Max is born | My day in Peekskill NY | |
| THE DAY TOPSY ROASTED | Edison Electric Pachyderm | |
| HENRY VIII | Day of the Pope - a - Dope | |
| MERRILL LYNCH MOB | When gangbanging became an art | |
| MONICA GETS SCREWED | Sign on the dotted line, ball breath | |
| CARSON CITY COINAGE | Eye contact is everything | |
| MY FIRST DEAR ABBY | When Eppie forgave Po-Po | SUICIDE IS DANGEROUS | When Lucille and Pete were more than a guitar and a drunk |
| ORDER IN THE COURT | Couldn't you just have removed a finger or a toe, Lorena - dicks are sacred | |
| SKIP THIS ONE | I warned you | |
| WHEN ERNIE LEFT EDIE | Didn't mean to droop on ya | |
| WIKI WONDER | Look up camosexual | NO MORE STAPLES | I love the uncluttered look |
| SAY IT WITH SASS | If this works,watch out | |
| ITCHIN' TO POST | I do this because I can | |
| T R U T H | This is scary | |
| ALOHA | It's official - Maui | |
| 24 DAYS | Exciting | |
| HAPPY 2 B HERE | ABCs of My Girl | |
| UH OH | Back to somewhere - jizzin' my jantzen | BABY BRONSKI | No more brain farts | LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON | Stray horndogs need not marathuck | PINOT ENVY | More death instructions | MONICALIPS | ask and you'll get something | BABY DONCHA CRY | walk what line? | THE PURPOSE OF LIFE | This would be just great if it were true | INSANITY IN JULY | Chalk this up to Balls | THE PURPOSE OF LIFE | This would be just great if it were true | 60091 | the great escape | COOKIE's KIDZ | Trav. Mikey and |
| WOODS ST. SIDEWAYS | Another "back at work - where am I?" dream | |
| BLUEBALLS | one good jack deserves another | |
| FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION | Cindy Crawford the Castaway | |
| DISSENT AS IN GOOD | PTSD isn't my cup of tea | |
| FUDGE=FUCK | Aug 1, man - summer whizzes by | |
| INVEIGLE | the guys and gals who euchre | |
| DANCE WITH DESTINY | When I found her | |
| LIBERTY VS. CENTRAL GOV'T | What ever happened to All You Need is LOVE ? | |
| GILDA & KAREN | who needs separation when imagination is better? | |
| CHARM SCHOOL REDUX | The QUADRANT of LIFE | |
| 2014 IDEAS | Goof Balls won't cut it | |
| BILLY'S STORY | Glaziers inspired webmance | |
| PHILADESERT | When Cupid strikes with Reddiwip | |
| OFF THE GRID | Just don't listen to them | |
| NO PAIN | Take a mo and call me in the morning | |
| SPLENDOR TODAY | infantile paradise | |
| ROSES ARE RED | I Like rice krispies | |
| AVOID THIS POST | This one's particularly bad | |
| THE LIFE OF CHEESECAKE | Alchemy can't goldplate you | |
| WHY GOODBYE? | Goodbye Carl | |
| NO REGRETS | Laughing in the rain but thinking of her | |
| CASSIE OR FRANNY? | Girls in my neighborhood | |
| CHAMPAGNE, DARLING | Loved you in Outlaw, Jane | |
| PITCHFORK | traveling, horndogs style | |
| WHEN I'M 69 | Harry Burns but Sally's All (b)right | |
| THE BOMB | and it's a lateral pass to Lin Ear | |
| CATSHIT | celebrate the wedding of us | |
| ANOTHER HANDJOB PIECE | Margaret but not the one in West Wing | |
| REGRET | Feeling playful today | |
| JUNGLE FERVOR | A-weem-away | |
| INSTINCTS | Calling all consciences | |
| TWIN TOWERS | No, not CZ-J on her back | |
| 3rd CULTURE | And I mean it Ms. Hunt | |
| MAJOR BURNS | Dulcet flute fudgepacker | |
| BLOWING CANDLES | Life gives you Mom, not a manual | |
| MOOD BENDIGO | You need to listen | |
| THE 1ST 7 YEARS | Go here for all lvlovers links | |
| LAST TANGO | Screw Hernando - this is a real hideaway | |
| THE PERKIE | Dream, digress and pretend there's a point | |
| CHOO-CHOO | IT'S OUT | |
| OLDIE | Best of??? | |
| STRUGGLE | when the wind dies down | |
| HATE READ | box at the gate | |
| K.I.S.S. | defining simplicity | |
| CARPE SHAMPOOER | getting a grip on shame | |
| ERISA NO THANKS | resume (with an accent over the e) | |
| ERISA: THE MYTH | coming to grips with hyperbole | |
| LXIX | never saw it coming | |
| PURPLE VIOLETS | Dog barking | |
| LIVELIHOOD | He lives, he walks with me and talks with me | |
| PARKS AND RECREATION | Polyamory doodle all the day | |
| MORE ERISA | Playboy interview you'll never read | |
| REAL IT IN | I mean when I say your ass looks good in granny whitey tighties | |
| I PIMPED, THEREFOR I AM | cosmic enlightenment | |
| AND YOUR POINT IS . . | 2 half truths do not an opposite universe make | |
| RECKONING | spiritual 'splainin' | |
| LOU REED | dead and inspired a dick dream | |
| CRUZ DEAL | hiding in the shadows of love | |
| LINCOLN | Spielberg didn't get gyped | |
| IDEA ROOM | Not so many good ones here | |
| TRANSHUMANISM | your eyes are like retina displays | |
| EXTRAPOLATION | since you've been gone | |
| ONCE UPON A TIME | hey kids, this one's for you | |
| NOONERS | push like you mean it | |
| BOO-HOO | self pity isn't pretty | |
| 2014 HEAD START | Supernova screeching tires blasting off 2014 |