Et Tu, Las Vegas? T R U T Hparadise


The figment of imagination. Not an entirety, mind you, just a piece, a portion - a chunk of chewy fantasy that can now be used to counter someone's opinion as simply a piece of shit. My whole repertoire is just that. All the wisdom I spew here are just "figments of imagination". I thrive on raconteurs who tomahawk slam the peddlers of fascism with words like "vampire squid on the face of humanity" and "wort on the ass of progress". How come? In my dreams I must be Morrie spending my Tuesdays with someone who thinks my insight is all bullseye. But I don't consciously think that of myself. I am just a funny guy who frolics most of everyday and I think cohabitation is a bottomless velvito. This thing I have about thoraces has been overjustified. It's just something wrong with me. The farther I wander from the Promised Land deeper into Dreamland the less of a sticking point those globes proclaim and my other figments seem worth exploring.

Iron cannons are better than wooden ones. So doesn't it make more sense to go full metaphor instead of just saying? things in refutable simple terms? I know that's backwards but talking in circles oozes with freedom and eliminates the pressure associated with producing good writing. Here we go:

We we're watching Ken Burns doc on The Dust Bowl when the wind started booming and we looked outside and shit was blowing around fiercely around the patio. We ventured outside and were stunned to see a small iron cannon right there on the pool deck. It weighed maybe 200 lbs. and defied any guess we had how it got there. I turned around and Cindy Crawford sporting a charcoal drawn mustache from the joke was standing there and excusing herself while she rid us of the cannon. We looked at each other and instantly knew it was all just holographic imagery courtesy of Instawatcher, one of my favorite apps. Now I have to get working on the upgrade to add a Watch List feature to list movies now in theaters so they automatically get placed in your queue when they're available for Netflix streaming.? ?