T R U T H

ROOM FULL OF IDEAS

The lyrics began with "got so many ideas what we could do with this room" and I stared at the sky through the shutters and thought "when I Iook around I see pockets of ideas scattered throughout". Like the  Gap commercial with Juliette Lewis dancing to Daft Punk updated to market weed instead of denim. Joie de vivre, room with a view. There are ideas that come to you like throwing to the slot receiver on a slant or getting your boss to feel you up to verify nippular orgasms but these come to you from the television in your room full of ideas. The ones that don't come to you but pass through you like words from the gods are the craziest.  Here's where examples should appear but ideas become artifacts if they are broadcast. And I'm a stickler for funny ideas that are usually stupid if forced just to appear here. I used the Preparation H idea once before - the one where I asked what Preparation A was. Probably not 'roids cream. How about Preparation B and so on through H where they said "a-ha this stuff can be applied to your ass" Brian Wilson's shittiest song came from his room full of ideas. How about  those panic rooms - are they full of ideas? Boards rooms, war rooms, dormitory rooms,  barracks rooms -- all full of bad ideas.  So remember, Drink Canada Dry is a slogan, not a personal challenge

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