T R U T H

Ever wonder why certain months in medium/large families have so many birthdays occur in that one month? Do you believe in astrology? The tarot? Biorhythms? Palm readings? The old/new testament? Neither do I when it comes to big life events. My discovery came from plotting all the birthdays, go back 9 months and see if there's a common fertility-influencing thing going on in family history and it may provide answers. My case involves a trove of September birthdays so voila - Here's your Christmas present dear as I remove my nightgown or Happy New Year's - let's fuck. Get the picture? Now say your family has alot of March birthdays - Oh baby, that was a great 4th of July picnic and now I'm feeling frisky. Or alot of May birthdays - Gosh, it's a hot August night, I think I'll sleep naked, honorable husband. You won't see this kind of procreation insight in any horseshit article and honestly, doesn't it make perfect sense? Now if I could break the code on the rigged stock market and do one of these expose pieces, you might end up calling me Will Buffett (as in Warren not Phoebe - - -OK, so she's Buffay, sue me).

This hi 8 run continues and we're minutes away from Johnny Football takes on the Tide 2013 version.