Not meaning this to become a 'bators forum, but memory tells me January 16, 1985 rings a familiar note. Playboy announced it was eliminating the staple in the centerfold. Not a big deal? Who's looking at the staple when there's "other things" to grab your attention? Well let's come clean again, because this is all about truth: sometimes your eyes defy you and get distracted as you're perusing, say Christa Speck and that effing staple begins to resemble a chastity belt to an amorous suitor. I've lost my edge because of that ostentatious staple, so it made my day? hobby? obsession when my favorite fap source of the 60s recognized their shortcoming and put it in the discard bin. Let me entertain me.
