This is a tale that happened on a January day inside the mind of Wild 'N Wacky Will. He was playing Megabucks, the one with Steve's recurring video encouraging to play some more and several twenties into it, Will got impatient with the lack of wins and started berating Steve in his mind. One thing led to another and when his money ran out, Will said out loud "Steve, I hope your dick falls off". As he wandered along the atrium path towards the main entrance, several EMTs in uniform rushed pass him and as he turned around he noticed a petite brunette holding a clip board looking his way. So he strolled up to her and asked "what's the excitement all about?" The brunette shrugged he shoulders and asked instead "would you like to take this survey and get a play card worth as much as $500?" I started to say "not interested" but something about the immediacy of those EMTs convinced me to say "yes". It was a bullshit Q & A like all of those marketing scattershot perinium pats are but I answered forcibly and kept my eye on that area where the EMTs dashed. As I answered the last question, the EMT boys hurried down the aisle and I was stopped in my tracks when I noticed one of them was Vince Landis from my pottery class. I reached in and asked "Vince, what's goin' on?" and he answered simply "Steve's dick just fell off". Whoa! did this have anything to do with me perhaps cursing the wizard who's vision of the Mirage has elevated him to Machau as an overlord? Who cares? His dick actually fell off. Now my reason for dabbling is not in question and hang on to your wang, gang. Where there's a Will there's a dong in danger.
